"What's my official statement? My official statement is.... that I've been wearing the same underwear for four days."-Benji

"There are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put a bullet in" -Benji

"My Mom always said there'd be haters...Not everyone can love ya"-Joel

"Purr, I'm a sex kitten." -Benji

"I'm not famous, you're all just crazy!" -Billy

"People ask me for a paul hug...what the heck is that!" - Paul

"Oh, that feels good that feels fine!" - Benji

"What's this? My pelvis is suddenly moving!" -Benji

"We do normal things, you know like go to shopping malls and...harras people, we vandilise stuff and brake the law to...you know normal things like that." - Joel

"I like to rip tags off matresses." - Benji

"Yea on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. he was like come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain. And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing When you wish upon a star." - Benji

"Poor Joel, he's not ugly, he's just speical looking...it's the receeding hairline." - Someone from the post boards

"these girls.. like i'm the BASS PLAYER! nobody ever has a crush on the BASS PLAYER!" - Paul

"i'm the kinda guy that tries to make jokes no one laughs at but i'll laugh at it.. the kids are laughing AT paul. not WITH paul." -Paul

"Weeeee! the new album kicks major booty (even though i like the old one better) all hail the mighty gccccccccccccc!! WOOOO!" -Paul

\m/(O.o)\m/

"Yeah, I got in trouble in eighth grade for selling...candy." -Joel

"When I get compared to Joel it's like being kicked in the face, and then punched again"- Benji on being compared to Joel.

"Well, when people compare me to you it's like...uh..." - Joel

"The crowd looks like an ocean!"-Billy

"BAD!! WHOOOA!!" *waves hands*-Paul

"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..." -Benji to Joel

Damien:Are you guys nervous that you're on live TV?
Benji:Yes. I'm nervous. I changed my underwear twice before. Yup, there I go again.
Joel:He pisses his pants when he's nervous.

"School I.D., very cool." - Billy

"We rock your socks huh?" - Benji